- USB Bouncer
The device is supposed to protect against people stealing your things, and boasts of three unique phrases to scare off thieves. Obviously this is a ridiculous assumption. In fact the thieves will probably just steal the device itself
- USB Heating Slippers
it’s unlikely these slippers will be much use outside of your home life. Should you decide to use it at home, you’ll be hampered by its very short wire, and most of your time will be spent lunging toward various items around the computer. Worst of all, it takes up two USB slots (one for each slipper) allowing few remaining slots for the rest of your USB-powered attire
- Roll-Up Keyboard
Why exactly do you need a portable keyboard? Laptops have their own keyboards
- USB Pencil Sharpener
If you’re close enough to a computer to use this thing, you do not need a pencil. You have the computer right there. This is like selling a phonograph that can only be powered by an iPod
- The USB Ghost Radar
The Ghost Radar is a ghost-detecting computer peripheral. The value of this item depends almost entirely on whether you believe in ghosts or not. Personally, being sensible and logical people, we don’t
- Dutch Dead Bbudd Speakers
The speakers actually have pretty low-quality audio, so it appears the company was relying on the novelty of a sound-generating S&M teddy bear to sell the item–a pretty frightening idea when you think about it
- USB Humping Dog
The USB humping dog is possibly the most hilarious USB device ever. It’s a USB drive shaped like a dog, but that’s not all. When you plug it in, it begins to rhythmically thrust into your USB port in a hilarious imitation of a dog humping
- Aroma USB
We’ve already got a keyboard, mouse, printer and a thumb drive crammed in there. Why in the world would we sacrifice another slot for a USB gadget that shouldn’t need to be powered at all
- USB Eye Massager
Why on Earth should you risk blindness when you could just use your own fingers to massage your eyeballs?
- USB Mouse Jiggler
The device ‘jiggles’ your mouse around every few minutes so the sleep mode or screen saver doesn’t come on, presumably so you can snooze in front of your computer and still look like you’re working
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